You have to change the station when certain songs come on the radio or you become a hazard on the road from the tears overflowing your eyes and tumbling down your cheeks like rain. (Recently it's been this one and ohmygosh don't even get me started on this one .)
You change positions 4564654123123489 times each night and get up to use the bathroom at least twice between midnight and 6:00 a.m.
Your face looks like a pizza even though you wash it twice a day, drink tons of water and use Proactiv
There is a consistent gap between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants (this is especially sad when you're wearing maternity shirts you thought looked big on the hanger...and you still have 70 something days to go).
You are thrilled to make brownies for your husband late at night (so you can eat them too).
Your feet look like THIS at the end of the day (and good LAWD do you need a pedicure):
Looking forward to having my baby shower tomorrow and feeling like the glorious princess of fertility that I am....HA.
Hope you all have a great weekend.